P M S

I feel so upset now,
so upset that I want to bawl my eyes out over my dad's wrongly-prepared asparagus dish
):

Sigh, I was looking forward to the asparagus all week long.
So disappointed I want to cry.
Fuck. PMS.

What Made My Day

Today is a happy day.
I was at Canteen 16 for dinner tonight.

#1. The Noodles Aunty stared at me and said:

"Wah so cute! Your hair!"

#2. The Western Food store Uncle when serving my food commented:

"Your hair very nice. I also want to dye like yours. Is it very fashionable now?"

#3. A female stranger at the drinks stall beside me asked:

"Where did you get your hair done?"
"Um, Far East Plaza."
"It's very nice."


:D :D :D :D :D :D

How much more could I ask for? It means so much more because they are strangers.

Hahaha!

My brother was helping me churn out questions for my 204 interview. He digressed in his typing when I was away brushing my teeth. Guess what greeted me in my MS Word document when I got back?

6. Are you gay?
7. Do you like boys?
8. How big is your penis?
9. Do you drive to look for whores in geylang, or say Changi Village?
10. How big is your son’s penis?
11. Do you advocate inbreeding?
12. Is your penis still working?
13. Do you still have sex with your wife, or do you still have sex with someone else?
14. Have you tried anal sex?
15. Have you been fucked in the ass, HARD?
16. CO0o0o0o0o0o0o0oL.

CB. Damn funny.